Rust and Stardust

author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast

5.24.12.

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musicians: stop illegally downloading our music we're broke
kids: but we're broke too

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“ Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com ”

Anonymous

i am a robot. your question is invalid.
cause: not a question
solution: ignore. carry on.

beep beep boop boop

5.22.12.

“ Are you going to "The Beatles: The Lost Concert" movie premier in a few weeks? ”

Anonymous

I WISH ;A;

fuuuuu- >.>

5.22.12.

petitetiaras:

Kuzco finds his inner Tyra Banks.

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5.22.12.

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sorry guys, i haven’t been on tumblr in ages! my computer has decided to enact a full-out rebellion against me, so i have limited access. love you all, sorry for the slow updates!

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3.12.12.

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fagology:

loving everything right now

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3.10.12.

stole my boyfriend’s little owl, which he dutifully named Pigwidgeon :3 one of MANY stuffed animals that not only have been named, but have personalities. yet another reason why i love this boy~

3.10.12. Adam,

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sociablesociopath:

it was in that moment that steve harvey’s faith in humanity had be lost

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$serial-deduction: This mugging victim had a six inch knife plunged deep into her back — and she didn’t even feel it. The shocking picture shows the blade sticking out just above Julia Popova’s shoulders and blood pouring from the wound. Incredibly the 22-year-old, who was knifed by a mugger on her way home from work, failed to notice the appalling injury and managed to calmly stroll to safety. The office worker had grappled with her attacker when he snatched her handbag as she walked to her parents’ house in the Russian capital Moscow. But she was so shocked by the ordeal she didn’t know that the thug had buried a kitchen knife in her neck just fractions of an inch from her spinal cord.When she got home her horrified parents rushed her to hospital where surgeons managed to remove the blade without damaging Julia’s spine. One medic said: “Shock had kicked in and her body prevented her from feeling any pain. She simply walked home without feeling the knife in her back.” Holy shit.$

serial-deduction:

This mugging victim had a six inch knife plunged deep into her back — and she didn’t even feel it. The shocking picture shows the blade sticking out just above Julia Popova’s shoulders and blood pouring from the wound. Incredibly the 22-year-old, who was knifed by a mugger on her way home from work, failed to notice the appalling injury and managed to calmly stroll to safety. The office worker had grappled with her attacker when he snatched her handbag as she walked to her parents’ house in the Russian capital Moscow. But she was so shocked by the ordeal she didn’t know that the thug had buried a kitchen knife in her neck just fractions of an inch from her spinal cord.

When she got home her horrified parents rushed her to hospital where surgeons managed to remove the blade without damaging Julia’s spine. One medic said: “Shock had kicked in and her body prevented her from feeling any pain. She simply walked home without feeling the knife in her back.”

Holy shit.

(Source: skinned-teen, via aishaneko)

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